OK, I sort of randomly decided to clean out my friends list. Most of them are people that I never really clicked with, are inactive, or I've drifted apart from. If you really have a burning desire to stay on my friends list, no problem! Just ask and I'll re-add you. Just know that there's no offense meant, since I like you all!

If you can see this post, then I have not removed you.

(This is also a good oppurtunity to tell me if you want off. I won't take it personally. Much.)

Title: Brohemian (5/6)
Previous Chapters: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four
Co-Author: idioticonion
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairings: Barney/Lily, various other combos
Rating: PG-13 in this part, NC-17 in previous parts
Wordcount: 2700 in this part, 12,800 in total
Summary: AU, set around season one. Barney and Lily are starving artists living together in a run-down apartment building. However, things take an interesting turn when Barney meets a young reporter and Lily runs into her old friend, Ted.

( Lily tries her hardest to rally, tries her damnedest not to show that inside she feels like a burst balloon )

Do not ask my why this episode has suddenly sparked my creativity. I really do not know.

Title: Home
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Rating: G
Wordcount: 100
Spoilers: Set after 5.07
Summary: It hurts more than Barney can admit to, more than he ever expected.

( Drabble )

OK, so. I have literally been wrangling with this plot bunny for half a year now, and although it is, in my head, the most epic fic that has ever been thought of and will receive all kinds of accolades, as well as dethroning IO as the AU queen, so far this is the only part that has actually been written. So I'm just going to post this and pretend that it's the whole fic.

Title: Stranger Things
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing/Characters: Mostly gen, some Barney/Ted
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 520
Warning: some language, genderfuck
Summary: Ted was just some guy Barney had met at the bar.

( You should’ve just told me that you were an idiot )

Title: Brohemian (4/?)
Previous Chapters: Part One, Part Two, Part Three
Co-Author: idioticonion
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairings: Barney/Lily, various other combos
Rating: PG-13 in this part, NC-17 in previous parts
Wordcount: 2500 in this part, 10,100 in total
Summary: AU, set around season one. Barney and Lily are starving artists living together in a run-down apartment building. However, things take an interesting turn when Barney meets a young reporter and Lily runs into her old friend, Ted.

Link to IO's journal

Link to Part Five

1. Biology. Have like five million assignments to make up. Teacher will try to contact my mother. Epic fail.

2. Maths. Had a worksheet due in three weeks ago. Still have not done it.

3. Spanish. Had an essay due in two weeks ago. Managed to convince my teacher that my email sucks balls. Still have not done it.

4. French. My teacher hates me.

5. My little brother is being like a mini-me, basically, and not doing his math. Thus, my mom is constantly yelling at him. I fear I am next.

God, this may call for hiatus. School sucks balls.

On the other hand, I got a good grade on my English essay. So, yay?

Title: Red Wine and Secrets
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Merlin/Morgana
Rating: G
Wordcount: 320
Summary: Merlin and Morgana drink together twice.

( Tell me a secret )

Title: Brohemian (3/?)
Previous Chapters: Part One, Part Two
Co-Author: idioticonion
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairings: Barney/Lily, various other combos
Rating: PG-13 in this part, NC-17 in previous parts
Wordcount: 2300 in this part, 7600 in total
Summary: AU, set around season one. Barney and Lily are starving artists living together in a run-down apartment building. However, things take an interesting turn when Barney meets a young reporter and Lily runs into her old friend, Ted.

( It's only for a second - or rather, a second too long )

Link to Part Four

Title: Brohemian (2/?)
Previous Chapters: Part One
Co-Author: idioticonion
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairings: Barney/Lily, various other combos
Rating: NC-17 in this part
Wordcount: 3200 in this part, 5300 in total
Summary: AU, set around season one. Barney and Lily are starving artists living together in a run-down apartment building. However, things take an interesting turn when Barney meets a young reporter and Lily runs into her old friend, Ted.

Link to IO's journal

Link to Part Three

Yeah, this is the super-secret AU. It's still very much a work in progress, so I have just about as much knowledge as to where it's all headed as you guys do. IO and I are having loads of fun with it, and we hope you guys do, too.

Title: Brohemian (1/?)
Co-Author: idioticonion
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairings: Barney/Lily, various other combos
Rating: This part is PG, but later parts get NC-17
Wordcount: 2100 in this part
Summary: AU, set around season one. Barney and Lily are starving artists living together in a run-down apartment building. However, things take an interesting turn when Barney meets a young reporter and Lily runs into her old friend, Ted.

( Once! Once I did the razorblade thing. And you're never going to let me forget it! )


Link to Part Two

OK, so I'm basically only posting these because idioticonion requested them. I've been toying around with icon-making for a while now, but this is the first batch I've made public. So please tell me if they're hideous.

( Six icons )

OK, this is shamefully fluffy. Like, complete cotton candy. Also, someone besides me and gnimaerd needs to write this pairing.

Title: Beautiful
Fandom: Merlin RPF
Pairing: established Angel/Katie
Rating: G
Wordcount: 340
Warning: real person fiction
Summary: Katie and Angel discuss their characters' clothes, and Angel can't help but be a little jealous. Set post-London Expo.

( It wasn’t hard to feel a little inadequate in comparison. )

Hmm. Apparently, when I'm frustrated about school, I write porn. This is most unhelpful.

Title: Under Covers
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing/Characters: Marshall/Ted, Lily
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 1480
Warnings: explicit m/m sex, female masturbation, voyeurism, language
Summary: In which Barney is frustrated, and Lily remembers the time Ted and Marshall had sex with fondness.

( Lily didn't remember much about the night in question, except that she had been about one shot away from dancing on a table )

OK, so usually I do these more or less in order, but since it's jerseystrife's birthday today, I figured I'd go ahead and write hers now. Enjoy!

Title: Closeted
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: Barney/Ted
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 210
Warnings: mentions of sex, dialogue-only
Summary: Ted and Barney get locked in a closet together.

( I see you haven't broken down the door yet )

Ha, you guys thought that I'd forgotten about this? Well, you'd be right. But then snogged started working on hers, and I figured I'd go ahead and do mine. This one is actually for snogged, with the prompt "Barney/Lily - debauchery". This is probably not what she wanted, but still.

Title: Debauchery
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: semi-platonic Barney/Lily
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 320
Warning: language
Summary: Lily hates not knowing what to expect of Barney Stinson. Minor AU from "Swarley".

( So, is this what you do every night? )

Title: Heart
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: Lily/Marshall
Rating: G
Wordcount: 330
Summary: Lily's first day as a student teacher was hell.
A/N: I am officially physically unable to write pure fluff. Also, this is my first fic for fanfic50 (which technically I haven't been approved for yet, but whatever).



( It wasn't a letter at all )

OK, so Lily FINALLY got a chance to talk to Marshall. The first part of this chat is over here.

( Lily and Marshall )


Then, immediately after that, Lily had a talk with Ted, which was also epically awesome.

( Lily and Ted )

Darlingchaos and da_phoenix = goddesses. I am totally serious.