1. Biology. Have like five million assignments to make up. Teacher will try to contact my mother. Epic fail.

2. Maths. Had a worksheet due in three weeks ago. Still have not done it.

3. Spanish. Had an essay due in two weeks ago. Managed to convince my teacher that my email sucks balls. Still have not done it.

4. French. My teacher hates me.

5. My little brother is being like a mini-me, basically, and not doing his math. Thus, my mom is constantly yelling at him. I fear I am next.

God, this may call for hiatus. School sucks balls.

On the other hand, I got a good grade on my English essay. So, yay?

Title: Red Wine and Secrets
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Merlin/Morgana
Rating: G
Wordcount: 320
Summary: Merlin and Morgana drink together twice.

( Tell me a secret )

Title: Brohemian (3/?)
Previous Chapters: Part One, Part Two
Co-Author: idioticonion
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairings: Barney/Lily, various other combos
Rating: PG-13 in this part, NC-17 in previous parts
Wordcount: 2300 in this part, 7600 in total
Summary: AU, set around season one. Barney and Lily are starving artists living together in a run-down apartment building. However, things take an interesting turn when Barney meets a young reporter and Lily runs into her old friend, Ted.

( It's only for a second - or rather, a second too long )

Title: Brohemian (2/?)
Previous Chapters: Part One
Co-Author: idioticonion
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairings: Barney/Lily, various other combos
Rating: NC-17 in this part
Wordcount: 3200 in this part, 5300 in total
Summary: AU, set around season one. Barney and Lily are starving artists living together in a run-down apartment building. However, things take an interesting turn when Barney meets a young reporter and Lily runs into her old friend, Ted.

Link to IO's journal

Link to Part Three

Yeah, this is the super-secret AU. It's still very much a work in progress, so I have just about as much knowledge as to where it's all headed as you guys do. IO and I are having loads of fun with it, and we hope you guys do, too.

Title: Brohemian (1/?)
Co-Author: idioticonion
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairings: Barney/Lily, various other combos
Rating: This part is PG, but later parts get NC-17
Wordcount: 2100 in this part
Summary: AU, set around season one. Barney and Lily are starving artists living together in a run-down apartment building. However, things take an interesting turn when Barney meets a young reporter and Lily runs into her old friend, Ted.

( Once! Once I did the razorblade thing. And you're never going to let me forget it! )


Link to Part Two

OK, so I'm basically only posting these because idioticonion requested them. I've been toying around with icon-making for a while now, but this is the first batch I've made public. So please tell me if they're hideous.

( Six icons )

OK, this is shamefully fluffy. Like, complete cotton candy. Also, someone besides me and gnimaerd needs to write this pairing.

Title: Beautiful
Fandom: Merlin RPF
Pairing: established Angel/Katie
Rating: G
Wordcount: 340
Warning: real person fiction
Summary: Katie and Angel discuss their characters' clothes, and Angel can't help but be a little jealous. Set post-London Expo.

( It wasn’t hard to feel a little inadequate in comparison. )

Hmm. Apparently, when I'm frustrated about school, I write porn. This is most unhelpful.

Title: Under Covers
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing/Characters: Marshall/Ted, Lily
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 1480
Warnings: explicit m/m sex, female masturbation, voyeurism, language
Summary: In which Barney is frustrated, and Lily remembers the time Ted and Marshall had sex with fondness.

( Lily didn't remember much about the night in question, except that she had been about one shot away from dancing on a table )

OK, so usually I do these more or less in order, but since it's jerseystrife's birthday today, I figured I'd go ahead and write hers now. Enjoy!

Title: Closeted
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: Barney/Ted
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 210
Warnings: mentions of sex, dialogue-only
Summary: Ted and Barney get locked in a closet together.

( I see you haven't broken down the door yet )

Ha, you guys thought that I'd forgotten about this? Well, you'd be right. But then snogged started working on hers, and I figured I'd go ahead and do mine. This one is actually for snogged, with the prompt "Barney/Lily - debauchery". This is probably not what she wanted, but still.

Title: Debauchery
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: semi-platonic Barney/Lily
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 320
Warning: language
Summary: Lily hates not knowing what to expect of Barney Stinson. Minor AU from "Swarley".

( So, is this what you do every night? )

Title: Heart
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: Lily/Marshall
Rating: G
Wordcount: 330
Summary: Lily's first day as a student teacher was hell.
A/N: I am officially physically unable to write pure fluff. Also, this is my first fic for fanfic50 (which technically I haven't been approved for yet, but whatever).



( It wasn't a letter at all )

OK, so Lily FINALLY got a chance to talk to Marshall. The first part of this chat is over here.

( Lily and Marshall )


Then, immediately after that, Lily had a talk with Ted, which was also epically awesome.

( Lily and Ted )

Darlingchaos and da_phoenix = goddesses. I am totally serious.

So, yeah. I finally took a stab at FBHIMYMRPG fic. (Blamedarlingchaosfor the acronym.) It kind of makes no sense if you're not actually involved in the madness, so sorry for that. Also, I kind of borrowed Victoria for this fic, and I have some stuff that I stole from Ted and Barney (and paraphrasing Robin). But the rest is all Lily.

Title: Thursday
Fandom: HIMYM (Facebook RP verse)
Character(s): Lily
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 1640
Warning: swearing
Summary: Lily's just trying to get through her day.

( None of that was happening, now )

OK, so this was written for the_spin, who wanted a fic where Robin and Barney torture the nurses. This only vaguely covers the prompt, but I hope she likes it anyway.

Title: Ninety-Nine Days
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Rating: PG-ish
Wordcount: 820
Warnings: innuendo, mild language
Summary: Barney's stuck in the hospital, amusing himself and struggling with feelings.

( Feelings aren't a disease, Mr. Stinson )

So far on HIMYM the Soap Opera, Barney's out in California, being depressed about Robin and James, while Lily and Ted are trying to figure out what the hell's going on.

( Lily and Robin's chat )



( Lily and Ted's chat )

So, yeah. Basically, it's kind of going nuts. Remember how we just started this to get some guy off of secondmezzanine's back? :P

(da_phoenix13, I am blaming you. Also, caps by digitalius.)

I have loved Bill & Ted since I was about eight years old. It's basically what Doctor Who would be like if the writers decided to smoke a whole lot of weed. Two kids, Ted "Theodore" Logan, and Bill S. Preston, Esq., who are trying to start a band called the Wyld Stallyns. However, neither of them are very bright, and they're both failing history. They have to pass their latest history project, or else Ted's dad is going to send him to military school in Alaska. Luckily for them, a man called Rufus shows up with a phonebooth that can take them anywhere in time in order for them to ace their history project and preserve the future utopia founded on their music.

If that description was not enough to make you love this movie, here's seven more reasons why BaTEA is the best movie ever.

( We will fail most egregiously, dude )

OK, so. idioticonion wrote a future!fic where Barney dies called Valentine. Then da_phoenix13 wrote a cracky zombie sequel called "Shot Through the Heart" (parts one and two). IO, phoenix, and darlingchaos (aka the usual suspects) have been riffing the hell out of it lately, so I figured I'd jump on the bandwagon. Proof that I am the single least original person ever. Anyway, this starts off as fluff, but then takes a hard right turn into angst. So, be warned.

ETA: Also, this is my fiftieth fan fic on LJ. I'm not sure whether that's a good thing or a bad thing. :P



Title: As Long As We Both Shall Live
Fandom: HIMYM (Zombie!AU)
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 470
Warning: zombie themes
Summary: Barney hasn't asked her to marry him since he came back from the dead.

( Give me one good reason why not )