Title: Brohemian (5/6)
Previous Chapters: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four
Co-Author: idioticonion
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairings: Barney/Lily, various other combos
Rating: PG-13 in this part, NC-17 in previous parts
Wordcount: 2700 in this part, 12,800 in total
Summary: AU, set around season one. Barney and Lily are starving artists living together in a run-down apartment building. However, things take an interesting turn when Barney meets a young reporter and Lily runs into her old friend, Ted.

( Lily tries her hardest to rally, tries her damnedest not to show that inside she feels like a burst balloon )

Do not ask my why this episode has suddenly sparked my creativity. I really do not know.

Title: Home
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Rating: G
Wordcount: 100
Spoilers: Set after 5.07
Summary: It hurts more than Barney can admit to, more than he ever expected.

( Drabble )

OK, so. I have literally been wrangling with this plot bunny for half a year now, and although it is, in my head, the most epic fic that has ever been thought of and will receive all kinds of accolades, as well as dethroning IO as the AU queen, so far this is the only part that has actually been written. So I'm just going to post this and pretend that it's the whole fic.

Title: Stranger Things
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing/Characters: Mostly gen, some Barney/Ted
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 520
Warning: some language, genderfuck
Summary: Ted was just some guy Barney had met at the bar.

( You should’ve just told me that you were an idiot )

Title: Brohemian (4/?)
Previous Chapters: Part One, Part Two, Part Three
Co-Author: idioticonion
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairings: Barney/Lily, various other combos
Rating: PG-13 in this part, NC-17 in previous parts
Wordcount: 2500 in this part, 10,100 in total
Summary: AU, set around season one. Barney and Lily are starving artists living together in a run-down apartment building. However, things take an interesting turn when Barney meets a young reporter and Lily runs into her old friend, Ted.

Link to IO's journal

Link to Part Five

Title: Brohemian (3/?)
Previous Chapters: Part One, Part Two
Co-Author: idioticonion
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairings: Barney/Lily, various other combos
Rating: PG-13 in this part, NC-17 in previous parts
Wordcount: 2300 in this part, 7600 in total
Summary: AU, set around season one. Barney and Lily are starving artists living together in a run-down apartment building. However, things take an interesting turn when Barney meets a young reporter and Lily runs into her old friend, Ted.

( It's only for a second - or rather, a second too long )

Link to Part Four

Title: Brohemian (2/?)
Previous Chapters: Part One
Co-Author: idioticonion
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairings: Barney/Lily, various other combos
Rating: NC-17 in this part
Wordcount: 3200 in this part, 5300 in total
Summary: AU, set around season one. Barney and Lily are starving artists living together in a run-down apartment building. However, things take an interesting turn when Barney meets a young reporter and Lily runs into her old friend, Ted.

Link to IO's journal

Link to Part Three

Yeah, this is the super-secret AU. It's still very much a work in progress, so I have just about as much knowledge as to where it's all headed as you guys do. IO and I are having loads of fun with it, and we hope you guys do, too.

Title: Brohemian (1/?)
Co-Author: idioticonion
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairings: Barney/Lily, various other combos
Rating: This part is PG, but later parts get NC-17
Wordcount: 2100 in this part
Summary: AU, set around season one. Barney and Lily are starving artists living together in a run-down apartment building. However, things take an interesting turn when Barney meets a young reporter and Lily runs into her old friend, Ted.

( Once! Once I did the razorblade thing. And you're never going to let me forget it! )


Link to Part Two

Hmm. Apparently, when I'm frustrated about school, I write porn. This is most unhelpful.

Title: Under Covers
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing/Characters: Marshall/Ted, Lily
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 1480
Warnings: explicit m/m sex, female masturbation, voyeurism, language
Summary: In which Barney is frustrated, and Lily remembers the time Ted and Marshall had sex with fondness.

( Lily didn't remember much about the night in question, except that she had been about one shot away from dancing on a table )

OK, so usually I do these more or less in order, but since it's jerseystrife's birthday today, I figured I'd go ahead and write hers now. Enjoy!

Title: Closeted
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: Barney/Ted
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 210
Warnings: mentions of sex, dialogue-only
Summary: Ted and Barney get locked in a closet together.

( I see you haven't broken down the door yet )

Ha, you guys thought that I'd forgotten about this? Well, you'd be right. But then snogged started working on hers, and I figured I'd go ahead and do mine. This one is actually for snogged, with the prompt "Barney/Lily - debauchery". This is probably not what she wanted, but still.

Title: Debauchery
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: semi-platonic Barney/Lily
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 320
Warning: language
Summary: Lily hates not knowing what to expect of Barney Stinson. Minor AU from "Swarley".

( So, is this what you do every night? )

Title: Heart
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: Lily/Marshall
Rating: G
Wordcount: 330
Summary: Lily's first day as a student teacher was hell.
A/N: I am officially physically unable to write pure fluff. Also, this is my first fic for fanfic50 (which technically I haven't been approved for yet, but whatever).



( It wasn't a letter at all )

OK, so this was written for the_spin, who wanted a fic where Robin and Barney torture the nurses. This only vaguely covers the prompt, but I hope she likes it anyway.

Title: Ninety-Nine Days
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Rating: PG-ish
Wordcount: 820
Warnings: innuendo, mild language
Summary: Barney's stuck in the hospital, amusing himself and struggling with feelings.

( Feelings aren't a disease, Mr. Stinson )

OK, so. idioticonion wrote a future!fic where Barney dies called Valentine. Then da_phoenix13 wrote a cracky zombie sequel called "Shot Through the Heart" (parts one and two). IO, phoenix, and darlingchaos (aka the usual suspects) have been riffing the hell out of it lately, so I figured I'd jump on the bandwagon. Proof that I am the single least original person ever. Anyway, this starts off as fluff, but then takes a hard right turn into angst. So, be warned.

ETA: Also, this is my fiftieth fan fic on LJ. I'm not sure whether that's a good thing or a bad thing. :P



Title: As Long As We Both Shall Live
Fandom: HIMYM (Zombie!AU)
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 470
Warning: zombie themes
Summary: Barney hasn't asked her to marry him since he came back from the dead.

( Give me one good reason why not )

Two more drabbles for him_tbbt_100 (which is rapidly becoming my favorite comm). Also, idioticonion and roland44 -- I haven't changed teams for this challenge. My loyalties ARE for sale, though. ;)

Title: Differing Tastes
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing/Characters: Barney, Robin, Ted
Rating: G
Wordcount: 100
Summary: Barney, Robin, and Ted compare their tastes in music.

( At least I don't like country )


Title: Grown-Up Words
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing/Characters: Lily
Rating: G
Wordcount: 100
Summary: Lily swears in front of her kindergarten class.

( Miss Aldrin, what does that word mean? )

Um. So, over at him_tbbt_100, there's this music challenge. So I ended up writing 9 drabbles based on "If I Had $1,000,000" by the Barenaked Ladies. So, here they are.

Title: I'd Be Rich
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 9x 100
Warnings: mild language, some sexual themes
Summary: Barney seduces Robin using a song by an awesome Canadian band. Unfortunately, they're not actually nude chicks.

( You do realize that this is extremely creepy and seriously nerdy? )

OK, so this is almost shamefully fluffy. I blame it on my super-depressing drabble from last night. Based on a prompt by

hellolamppost17 .

Title: Natural
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 330
Warning: sexual themes
Summary: They gave each other what they needed.

( He could go from one mode to another in a blink of an eye, like he genuinely felt everything at once. )

Well, this is a horribly depressing drabble that I wrote for the multifandom drabble-a-thon. I blame idioticonion for the prompt, as per.

Title: Infidelity
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Rating: G
Wordcount: 100
Summary: One of them cheats. The other reacts.


( I don't want to hear it )

OK, so this is like the first piece of long fan fic I've finished in forever. I'm not 100% sure of it, so please tell me if it's shit or something. Anyway, my first Castle fic.

Title: That Jerk Castle
Fandom: Castle/HIMYM
Pairing: one-sided Barney/Robin
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 1270
Warning: mild language
Summary: Barney is irrationally mad at Rick Castle for talking to Robin, and Castle gets Barney completely wrong.

( He’s a charming womanizing jerk. You’re a charming womanizing jerk. You guys’d probably hit it off. )

All for him_tbbt_100. The last prompt was "Email" and the current prompt is "Music". So yeah.

Title: Miscommunication
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing/Characters: Barney/Robin, Lily
Rating: G
Wordcount: 100
Summary: Barney explains his latest plan to Lily, who is less than impressed.

( The funny )


Title: Psyched
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Rating: G
Wordcount: 100
Summary: "I hear a song, it reminds me of Robin."

( The angsty )


Title: History of Music
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Rating: G
Wordcount: 100
Summary: Barney and Robin have one thing in common -- embarassing musical history.

( The fluffy )

OK, so this is a prequel to Father Barney, my evil depraved PWP. It's also kind of a sequel to my drabblethon entry over here. There's a few problems with continuity, but who even cares. I hereby baptize (lol irony) this "Catholic kink verse". Anyway, kind of inspired by snogged, who wanted Barney/Robin "dress up".

Title: Dress Up
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: established Barney/Robin
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 250
Warnings: language, sexual discussion
Summary: Robin finds Barney's closet full of costumes.

( Hurry up before I decide I'd rather not burn in hell )