(da_phoenix13, I am blaming you. Also, caps by digitalius.)

I have loved Bill & Ted since I was about eight years old. It's basically what Doctor Who would be like if the writers decided to smoke a whole lot of weed. Two kids, Ted "Theodore" Logan, and Bill S. Preston, Esq., who are trying to start a band called the Wyld Stallyns. However, neither of them are very bright, and they're both failing history. They have to pass their latest history project, or else Ted's dad is going to send him to military school in Alaska. Luckily for them, a man called Rufus shows up with a phonebooth that can take them anywhere in time in order for them to ace their history project and preserve the future utopia founded on their music.

If that description was not enough to make you love this movie, here's seven more reasons why BaTEA is the best movie ever.

( We will fail most egregiously, dude )

OK, so. idioticonion wrote a future!fic where Barney dies called Valentine. Then da_phoenix13 wrote a cracky zombie sequel called "Shot Through the Heart" (parts one and two). IO, phoenix, and darlingchaos (aka the usual suspects) have been riffing the hell out of it lately, so I figured I'd jump on the bandwagon. Proof that I am the single least original person ever. Anyway, this starts off as fluff, but then takes a hard right turn into angst. So, be warned.

ETA: Also, this is my fiftieth fan fic on LJ. I'm not sure whether that's a good thing or a bad thing. :P



Title: As Long As We Both Shall Live
Fandom: HIMYM (Zombie!AU)
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 470
Warning: zombie themes
Summary: Barney hasn't asked her to marry him since he came back from the dead.

( Give me one good reason why not )