OK, so I'm basically only posting these because idioticonion requested them. I've been toying around with icon-making for a while now, but this is the first batch I've made public. So please tell me if they're hideous.

( Six icons )

OK, so. idioticonion wrote a future!fic where Barney dies called Valentine. Then da_phoenix13 wrote a cracky zombie sequel called "Shot Through the Heart" (parts one and two). IO, phoenix, and darlingchaos (aka the usual suspects) have been riffing the hell out of it lately, so I figured I'd jump on the bandwagon. Proof that I am the single least original person ever. Anyway, this starts off as fluff, but then takes a hard right turn into angst. So, be warned.

ETA: Also, this is my fiftieth fan fic on LJ. I'm not sure whether that's a good thing or a bad thing. :P



Title: As Long As We Both Shall Live
Fandom: HIMYM (Zombie!AU)
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 470
Warning: zombie themes
Summary: Barney hasn't asked her to marry him since he came back from the dead.

( Give me one good reason why not )

Well, this is a horribly depressing drabble that I wrote for the multifandom drabble-a-thon. I blame idioticonion for the prompt, as per.

Title: Infidelity
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Rating: G
Wordcount: 100
Summary: One of them cheats. The other reacts.


( I don't want to hear it )

Oh, dear God. I wrote porn. Kinky porn. More importantly, porn where no one is angsting. Surely, the day where I write happy porn means that the Apocolypse is nigh.

So, yeah. I blame snogged, who prompted the drabble that inspired this, and then idioticonion, who begged me to continue, and then
snoggedagain for encouraging her. The evidence is all here. (The drabble is mostly unrelated to the fic here, now that I think about it, but who even cares.)

Title: Father Barney
Fandom: How I Met Your Mother
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: approx. 650
Warning: explicit sexual content, priest and schoolgirl kink, language, a complete abscence of plot
Summary: The Catholic schoolgirl outfit was worth every damn penny, Barney felt.