Ha, you guys thought that I'd forgotten about this? Well, you'd be right. But then snogged started working on hers, and I figured I'd go ahead and do mine. This one is actually for snogged, with the prompt "Barney/Lily - debauchery". This is probably not what she wanted, but still.

Title: Debauchery
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: semi-platonic Barney/Lily
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 320
Warning: language
Summary: Lily hates not knowing what to expect of Barney Stinson. Minor AU from "Swarley".

( So, is this what you do every night? )

Haha, I has girl!porn. Although it's actually not porny at all. Whatever. Gotta walk before you can run, and all that.

Anyway, this was written for the Vag Fest. snogged provided the prompt "Lily/Robin - tequila", and this came out. I might post some more fic later -- I have a few fics that I'm quite proud of. But, to avoid spam, I'll try and ration it out.

Title: Tequila
Fandom: How I Met Your Mother
Pairing: Lily/Robin
Rating: PG
Wordcount: approx. 740
Warnings: femmeslash, alcohol consumption
Summary: All of a sudden, Lily's kissing Robin, and Robin's never needed a drink more.


( Because you could be made for each other, and you'd never give them a chance )

Oh, dear God. I wrote porn. Kinky porn. More importantly, porn where no one is angsting. Surely, the day where I write happy porn means that the Apocolypse is nigh.

So, yeah. I blame snogged, who prompted the drabble that inspired this, and then idioticonion, who begged me to continue, and then
snoggedagain for encouraging her. The evidence is all here. (The drabble is mostly unrelated to the fic here, now that I think about it, but who even cares.)

Title: Father Barney
Fandom: How I Met Your Mother
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: approx. 650
Warning: explicit sexual content, priest and schoolgirl kink, language, a complete abscence of plot
Summary: The Catholic schoolgirl outfit was worth every damn penny, Barney felt.