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10 May 2009 @ 01:22 am
Ha, you guys thought that I'd forgotten about this? Well, you'd be right. But then snogged started working on hers, and I figured I'd go ahead and do mine. This one is actually for snogged, with the prompt "Barney/Lily - debauchery". This is probably not what she wanted, but still.

Title: Debauchery
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: semi-platonic Barney/Lily
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 320
Warning: language
Summary: Lily hates not knowing what to expect of Barney Stinson. Minor AU from "Swarley".

So, is this what you do every night? )
 
 
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Otemps
19 February 2009 @ 04:03 pm
Haha, I has girl!porn. Although it's actually not porny at all. Whatever. Gotta walk before you can run, and all that.

Anyway, this was written for the Vag Fest. [info]snogged provided the prompt "Lily/Robin - tequila", and this came out. I might post some more fic later -- I have a few fics that I'm quite proud of. But, to avoid spam, I'll try and ration it out.

Title: Tequila
Fandom: How I Met Your Mother
Pairing: Lily/Robin
Rating: PG
Wordcount: approx. 740
Warnings: femmeslash, alcohol consumption
Summary: All of a sudden, Lily's kissing Robin, and Robin's never needed a drink more.


Because you could be made for each other, and you'd never give them a chance )
 
 
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Otemps
17 February 2009 @ 02:52 am

Oh, dear God. I wrote porn. Kinky porn. More importantly, porn where no one is angsting. Surely, the day where I write happy porn means that the Apocolypse is nigh.

So, yeah. I blame [info]snogged, who prompted the drabble that inspired this, and then [info]idioticonion, who begged me to continue, and then
[info]snoggedagain for encouraging her. The evidence is all here. (The drabble is mostly unrelated to the fic here, now that I think about it, but who even cares.)

Title: Father Barney
Fandom: How I Met Your Mother
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: approx. 650
Warning: explicit sexual content, priest and schoolgirl kink, language, a complete abscence of plot
Summary: The Catholic schoolgirl outfit was worth every damn penny, Barney felt.



 

 


 


 
 
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