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08 June 2009 @ 12:12 am
Hmm. Apparently, when I'm frustrated about school, I write porn. This is most unhelpful.

Title: Under Covers
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing/Characters: Marshall/Ted, Lily
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 1480
Warnings: explicit m/m sex, female masturbation, voyeurism, language
Summary: In which Barney is frustrated, and Lily remembers the time Ted and Marshall had sex with fondness.

Lily didn't remember much about the night in question, except that she had been about one shot away from dancing on a table )
 
 
Current Mood: bouncy
 
 
Otemps
05 March 2009 @ 06:28 pm
Yay, more fun in the special hell. Anyway, second drabble call response. Typical of me, it's over 400 words. I used to be so good at writing drabbles. So, yeah. [info]gnimaerd prompted me with "Katie distracts Angel during a script read-through".

I think this might be in the same universe as Making A Spectacle, although I'm not 100% sure. Anyway, established relationship.

Title: Going Off Script
Fandom: Merlin RPF
Pairing: Angel Coulby/Katie McGrath
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: approx. 460
Warnings: explicit sexual content, public sex, language
Summary: Katie distracts Angel during a read-through, and Angel doesn't entirely mind.

Angel tried very hard to focus on the script with Katie's fingers on her thigh )
 
 
Current Mood: horny
 
 
Otemps
20 February 2009 @ 12:02 am
God, I wrote a lot. I mean, part of me is glad that I'm being so prolific, but the rest of me is like, "Study. SLEEP."

So, yeah. I think this is all of the backlog that I wanted to get out of the way. There's a few more drabbles that I wrote, but they're either too short to bother with or crap, or both.

Title: Flour
Fandom: Pushing Daisies
Pairing: unrequited Ned/Olive
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: approx. 300
Warnings: sexual content
Summary: Olive knows that she'll never be his. Still, she dreams.

OK, so maybe it wasn't anything like an old movie )



Title: The Lily and the Ivy
Fandom: How I Met Your Mother
Pairing: Barney/Lily
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: approx. 510
Warnings: explicit sexual content, language
Summary: Barney knew that, if he scratched it, it would only get worse.

Really, Barney should just go to the nearest tall building and jump off, because there's no way that could be worse than what Marshall will do if he finds out )



Title: Softness
Fandom: Bones
Pairing: Angela/Zack
Rating: PG
Wordcount: approx. 320
Warnings: sexual content, spoilers for season 3 finale
Summary: Zack is all soft edges. He can't hurt her.

He was all light touches and mumbled apologies, scared to death. )
 
 
Current Mood: creative
 
 
Otemps
Yes, I know, people who write RPF go to the special hell. It never happened, never going to happen, blah blah. Both written for the Vag Fest.

Title: Definitely Not a Date
Fandom: Merlin RPF
Pairing: Angel/Bradley
Rating: PG
Wordcount: approx. 250
Warnings: language, real person fiction
Summary: It isn't a date, Bradley insists. So why does Angel feel so exposed? Prompt by [info]sellega.

No, normal Bradley wouldn't have offered )


Title: Making A Spectacle
Fandom: Merlin RPF
Pairing: Angel/Katie
Rating: R
Wordcount: approx. 360
Warnings: sexual content, real person fiction, femmeslash
Summary: Katie doesn't wear her glasses that often, but Angel seems to like them. Prompt by [info]gnimaerd.

Angel, if you can't be bothered to pay attention... )
 
 
Current Music: "Diamonds and Coal" by Incubus
 
 
Otemps
17 February 2009 @ 02:52 am

Oh, dear God. I wrote porn. Kinky porn. More importantly, porn where no one is angsting. Surely, the day where I write happy porn means that the Apocolypse is nigh.

So, yeah. I blame [info]snogged, who prompted the drabble that inspired this, and then [info]idioticonion, who begged me to continue, and then
[info]snoggedagain for encouraging her. The evidence is all here. (The drabble is mostly unrelated to the fic here, now that I think about it, but who even cares.)

Title: Father Barney
Fandom: How I Met Your Mother
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: approx. 650
Warning: explicit sexual content, priest and schoolgirl kink, language, a complete abscence of plot
Summary: The Catholic schoolgirl outfit was worth every damn penny, Barney felt.



 

 


 


 
 
Current Mood: dirty
 
 
Otemps
28 January 2009 @ 06:13 am

This was written as a response to one of the Porn Battle prompts -- "Barney/Robin/Ted, Bros before hoes".

Please leave feedback -- I'm kind of nervous about this one, for reasons which will become obvious when you read it. Or possibly not, because I may be way overreacting. Also, I am physically incapable of writing happy porn.

Title: Favors
Pairing: Barney/Robin/Ted
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: approx. 790
Warnings: explicit sexual content, language
Summary: Ted only did this for Barney.

 



 

That's the first rule of the Bro Code, isn't it? )

 

 
 
Current Mood: distressed
Current Music: "The Lining is Silver" by Relient K
 
 
Otemps
25 January 2009 @ 11:13 am

I wrote angsty gay porn. It contains angst and gay and porn.

Clearly my inner slash fangirl is getting out of hand.

In other news, this is possibly the most pretentious title ever.

Title: Enjambment
Pairing: Barney/Ted
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: approx. 1340
Warning: language, explicit sexual content, episode tag for "Shelter Island"
Summary: After Stella, Ted needs something similar. After Robin, Barney needs something different.

 


 

Barney looks like he wants to say something else, but he doesn't. )

 

 
 
Current Mood: nervous
Current Music: "Lovesong" by the Cure